Happy Holidays - Bron Style

Hello out there..just wanted to wish everyone the happiest of holidays.  So cutting straight to the point, I get a call last night from some fellow Akronites regarding a certain someone who interupted their X-Mas Eve dinner.  In fact..these boys have written a little holiday jingle for everyone (this is not edited so parents make sure your reading with your kids)... enjoy:

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Twas the night before Christmas

And all through LeAkron

All the restaurants were closed

But Olive Garden was happenin'



At a quarter 'til seven

Four Jewish boys sat down to eat

Now they bring you the story

Of LeBron and Pistol Pete



We sat at the bar

With our domestic beers

Talking about LeBron

Spreading Cavalier cheers



But the middle aged bartender

Who Brotsky would screw

Was dissing LeBron

Said he was cheap as a Jew



We sit down for dinner

And remember the years

About New Years in Cincy

While enjoying our beers



When all of the sudden

A voice from the past

Munchkin League ref Pete

Who we thought was an ass



Ski never grew up though

He still feared the ref

Cause the blind one had blackmail

About Brotsky and Steph



Our laughter was hearty

But the pasta was cold

But little did we know

What events would unfold



In walked a hero

The Chosen, the King

Complete with baby's mama

Diamond studs and some bling



As the King walked in

Sug kept everyone composed

But under the table

The truth was exposed



Bron sat down beside us

And drank pink lemonade

But the King couldn't eat in peace

Thanks to an endless brigade



The Cavalier faithful

All got in line

To bother the King

As he tried to dine



But the four Jewish warriors

Played it cool as Ian's ass

They enjoyed the moment

Like it was their last



But the gayest of Kay

Couldn't handle the heat

He came in his pants

And shot up from his seat



He went to the bathroom

And Ski closed his eyes

Ski dreamed of Bron naked

To no one's surprise



The King's Christmas dinner

Was salad and bread

And chicken alfredo

The nice waiter said



We couldn't see for ourselves

Over Seider's big dome

So we picked at our meals

Until Bron headed home



The moment he left

We started spreading the news

We dialed our phonebooks

To tell all our Jews



So what is the moral

Of our Christmas Eve Story

It's good to be a Jew on Christmas

And bask in Bron's glory



Written by Marc, Ian, Aaron, and Ski

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truly wonderful gentleman..